Sooooo....

I am sure you all are wondering where I've been the past few weeks (months?), right?  Cough Cough...

Well, irregardless (yeah, it turns out it IS a word, though a sucky one), I am going to tell you.  I spend all my free time on a new website.  It is called lala.com.  
If you:
a) like music
b) hate the RIAA
c) are not rich
d) are not homosexual (this is optional, sloyd)

You might like it too.

Your erotic lover, 
woo

P.S.
Oh, and good luck getting an invite to join.